No You May Not

 ..asking for a friend, because that's how much time I have before the bestie returns. Anyway, back to the panda. ++++++++ So this panda that's totally in a bad light as described by me is at least a fat panda. So, for pandas, that's kinda good, right? Nice, fat, panda. At least I think the panda's nice. Can't really say if they are or not, you'd have to meet them and make your own judgment. The coolest part about this panda and the reason that the story is being told out is because the sad panda (yep, now its revealed to be sad; total shocker, right?) is because the panda doesn't really have anything else to do in life besides live it. The panda doesn't have any ambitions, goals, dreams. The panda doesn't feel like being the next Panda Express Panda. The panda has a friend. She's kinda mean, but she's also totally dope. ..when she's not being mean. The panda's friend goes to Canada a lot. It's super cold there and it's got a ...

  ..Alright, now that I'm convinced she's not here monitoring my every word, let's begin.  Once upon a time there was... a panda bear. Yeah, a panda bear. And that panda bear wasn't very talented, or smart, or all that cute. (This is beginning to sound a lot like Kung Fu Panda, although, Po is cuter than this panda in question).  The panda had a family at one point, but now this panda is alone. So what does a lonely panda do when alone? Eat. Sleep. Eat. Sleep. Eat. Never going to be a famous panda, like the Panda Express panda.  ++++++ Oh no my bestie is back. I gotta go.

    ...How about no.   No you may not.   I'm merely here to stop my bestie from learning too much about me.   She's never going to know anything of worth from me.   Nope nope.