(..psst, are you still here?)

 

..Alright, now that I'm convinced she's not here monitoring my every word, let's begin.

 Once upon a time there was... a panda bear.

Yeah, a panda bear.

And that panda bear wasn't very talented, or smart, or all that cute.

(This is beginning to sound a lot like Kung Fu Panda, although, Po is cuter than this panda in question).

 The panda had a family at one point, but now this panda is alone.

So what does a lonely panda do when alone?

Eat.

Sleep.

Eat.

Sleep.

Eat.

Never going to be a famous panda, like the Panda Express panda.

 ++++++


Oh no my bestie is back. I gotta go.

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